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Medical Pressures

Posted on 19 June 2009 by Flisha

Spent all morning trying to poo. Spent all afternoon trying to pee. I pride myself on performing well under pressure.

Apparently, I can’t expel bodily fluids on demand.

FML.

Yeah, so I am planning on taking a laxative tonight so I can finally hand over that stool sample for my medical exam.

And the medtech agreed to use the drops of pee I managed to squeeze out after three bottles of water and two hours. But not before laughing and making fun of my pee.

Yeah the whole clinic had a laugh.

And not 30 minutes later, on my way home I almost peed on myself. I had to stop and duck into a toilet and peed buckets.

I have never before in my life spent such an obscene amount of time in the toilet.

I have to go take a bath now.

Comments

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  2. chu says:

    When are you starting Fli?

    I think the corporate world will suit you, as in ;-)

  3. Flisha says:

    Wednesday, chu! Ü Gosh I don't know what to expect! It's a whole new world!

  4. Emillene Jean Torres says:

    Fli! So this is your first day? Where?!

  5. Flisha says:

    Ems! Na HP in Robinsons Summit in Ayala! Happen to work nearby? Ü

  6. BUDDHA BANANA says:

    OMG Fli, you're like 2 blocks away lang.

  7. tagskie says:

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  8. emillenejean says:

    na fli…super near. i work in leviste street lang, a couple of blocks behind robinson's summit! that's where i pass on my way to work. lol

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