Spent all morning trying to poo. Spent all afternoon trying to pee. I pride myself on performing well under pressure.
Apparently, I can’t expel bodily fluids on demand.
FML.
Yeah, so I am planning on taking a laxative tonight so I can finally hand over that stool sample for my medical exam.
And the medtech agreed to use the drops of pee I managed to squeeze out after three bottles of water and two hours. But not before laughing and making fun of my pee.
Yeah the whole clinic had a laugh.
And not 30 minutes later, on my way home I almost peed on myself. I had to stop and duck into a toilet and peed buckets.
I have never before in my life spent such an obscene amount of time in the toilet.
I have to go take a bath now.
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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June 27th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
When are you starting Fli?
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June 28th, 2009 at 4:07 am
Wednesday, chu! Ü Gosh I don't know what to expect! It's a whole new world!
June 30th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Fli! So this is your first day? Where?!
July 1st, 2009 at 6:51 am
Ems! Na HP in Robinsons Summit in Ayala! Happen to work nearby? Ü
July 1st, 2009 at 9:10 pm
OMG Fli, you're like 2 blocks away lang.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:00 am
hi.. just dropping by here… have a nice day! http://kantahanan.blogspot.com/
July 14th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
na fli…super near. i work in leviste street lang, a couple of blocks behind robinson's summit! that's where i pass on my way to work. lol