I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to wear enough clothes, especially if you’re going to be a passenger on somebody’s motorcycle.
A few nights ago, I was going home in a taxi. While I was looking absently through the window during a red light, I saw, slightly ahead of us and on the next lane, a couple aboard a motorcycle. A man was in front holding the bike in place, in full gear. And his passenger was a woman, her arms around the guy’s waist, leaning forward… and… mooning myself and everyone behind her!!!
Just imagine how bright it was! Dead of night, stop light, cars all humming and some honking while waiting for the light to turn green. And there it was, right in front of us, a woman’s buttcrack peeking out of her low-rise jeans!!!
Bwahahaha! Oh my gosh, what a sight. I could just imagine the horror the driver of the car right behind her felt! Hahaha! He had the best view! LOL!
When the light finally turned green, off the motorcycle went, and moved right in front of us. My taxi driver, who had been absently looking elsewhere, gave a start, and then guffawed! Hahaha. We had a laugh.
Poor girl. I must say that it has probably happened to me before when I was riding Gim’s motorcycle, but I don’t think I ever flashed crack! LOL!
Moral of the story – if you’re going to ride a motorcycle – whether driver or passenger, but especially if you’re a passenger and leaning forward – please PLEASE make sure you don’t use low rise jeans. Or if you do wear a really long shirt.
I hate to see an accident happen due to poor judgment. Hindsight after all is 20/20. Geddit?
P.S.
So I found out through Google that this happens all the time. (Don’t scroll down if you don’t want to see evidence that I have unearthed. Bwahaha! OK enough jokes.)
Be careful, motorcycle riders of the world. Be very careful!!!
