I’m always on the lookout for keywords I can capitalize on. Girl Cherry Pop popped out at me. Seems fairly harmless, wouldn’t you think. Actually I thought, isn’t this some kind of British girl band or something? Why are so many people searching it? And then, waiiitttt….
Why cherry, hey? I get that it’s pink, but, fruity? Seriously, there is nothing fruity about a woman’s genitalia. Why don’t they call it Alibaba’s Cave or something. Because you have to have magic words to enter it, ya get what I mean???
Really, “pop my cherry” makes no sense. I’m not the only one who thinks that. Enter it into a Google search and you’ll see the first hit is a Yahoo! Answers page with people asking, “What does pop my cherry mean???” I’m with you, Bob. I don’t know what popping your cherry means either.
It gets better. The search terms, I mean.
- Did he pop my cherry? [Good question.]
- Did I pop my cherry??? [Oh Good Lord I hope you did not.]
- Can I pop my cherry with a pen? [You can try but that doesn't sound very hygienic.]
- Can I pop my cherry ["I don't know. Can you?" "Oh sorry, may I pop my cherry?" "Why yes, you may."]
- You popped my cherry!!! [Sounds like the start of a wonderful relationship.]
- Pop my cherry on MySpace [Hmmm... Remind me to stay away from MySpace.]
Detox Tip #10: Try not to pop your cherry by accident.
