Thinking of writing a novel but don’t know where to start?
Neil Gaiman can tell you a little bit about Ideas. (It’s not really a how-to. In fact it sounds more like one of his short stories.)
Go read it.
Well, have you got an Idea? Like Gaiman says, the hard bit’s the follow-up, where you actually have to write the Story.
Let me let you in on a secret. There’s a cheat sheet for writers in existence! For example, you want to write an sensual novel. Just follow these 12 essential steps:
- Eye to body
- Eye to eye
- Voice to voice
- Hand to hand
- Arm to shoulder
- Arm to waist
- Mouth to mouth
- Hand to head
- Hand to body
- Mouth to breast
- Hand to genitals
- Genitals to genitals
Aren’t you glad I’m here to help you out? 😀
Hmmm….pretty interesting.
Actually if steps 1-12 occurs in about 540 pages they call it a sensual novel, if it occurs within two pages it is ….err…suitable for porn sites.
Check this out for creative ideas:
http://www.languageisavirus.com/
Cheerio!!!
LOL!!! You are so right hahaha!
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