Ideas + Cheat Sheet for Writers

Thinking of writing a novel but don’t know where to start?

Neil Gaiman can tell you a little bit about Ideas. (It’s not really a how-to. In fact it sounds more like one of his short stories.)

Go read it.

Well, have you got an Idea? Like Gaiman says, the hard bit’s the follow-up, where you actually have to write the Story.

Let me let you in on a secret. There’s a cheat sheet for writers in existence! For example, you want to write an sensual novel. Just follow these 12 essential steps:

  1. Eye to body
  2. Eye to eye
  3. Voice to voice
  4. Hand to hand
  5. Arm to shoulder
  6. Arm to waist
  7. Mouth to mouth
  8. Hand to head
  9. Hand to body
  10. Mouth to breast
  11. Hand to genitals
  12. Genitals to genitals

Aren’t you glad I’m here to help you out? :D

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  1. Hmmm….pretty interesting.

    Actually if steps 1-12 occurs in about 540 pages they call it a sensual novel, if it occurs within two pages it is ….err…suitable for porn sites.

    Check this out for creative ideas: