One Afternoon in Harbor Square

For the life of me I still could not understand why some people feel the need to inconvenience other people by, say for instance, stealing a spark plug cap. A spark plug cap! That small piece of insulating rubber that bridges the gap between the spark plug and main alternator wire (Unlike most conventional two-wheeled […]

Flisha’s leaving this Monday for a five day retreat up in the hinterlands of Mercedes. It’s part of the orientation seminar her school gives to incoming faculty. Basically, she’ll be spending five whole days contemplating the meaning of life and love. She’ll be cleansing herself of all impurities, rejuvinating and revitalizing her spirits. I envy […]

Gim and I were cuddling on the bed last night when… *Beep beep* Gim sits up and reaches for his phone. 090823112**: Hi. Gim: Quien este? (Who’s this?) Me: Stalker!!!!! Gim: Delete, delete! Me: Noooo!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs Gimmi’s phone* *Gimmi and I energetically tussle on the bed, fighting for phone domination. I win, natch.* Me: (typing […]